http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/service/getFeed.kickAction?quantity=25 New blogs from Parie on Apostle Entertainment Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:18:11 GMT Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:18:11 GMT livefx@hotmail.com (livefx) livefx@hotmail.com (livefx) KickApps Feed Builder 2008-04-08T02:18:11Z 4 http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/service/searchEverything.kickAction?as=23844&sortType=recent 0 http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/_Divine-Golf/BLOG/47286/23844.html Divine Golf Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green. The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one. Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad." Divine Golf Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green. The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one. Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad." Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:18:11 GMT http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/_Divine-Golf/BLOG/47286/23844.html Parie 2008-04-08T02:18:11Z Apostle Entertainment Divine Golf Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green. The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one. Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad." nonadult false Divine Golf text blog 128 10 5.0 http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=2112901&as=23844 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/23844/photos/PHOTO_1128549_23844_2112901_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 47286 2112901 Member 0 http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/_Professors-Brain/BLOG/47284/23844.html Professor's Brain A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God." One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates: "Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence. "Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Again, silence. "Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!" Professor's Brain A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God." One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates: "Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence. "Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Again, silence. "Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!" Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:15:08 GMT http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/_Professors-Brain/BLOG/47284/23844.html Parie 2008-04-08T02:15:08Z Apostle Entertainment Professor's Brain A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God." One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates: "Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence. "Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Again, silence. "Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!" nonadult false Professor's Brain text blog 126 0 0.0 http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=2112901&as=23844 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/23844/photos/PHOTO_1128549_23844_2112901_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 47284 2112901 Member 0 http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/_Footprints-in-the-Sand/BLOG/47280/23844.html Footprints in the Sand One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only. This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord, “You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?” The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.” Mary Stevenson, 1936 Footprints in the Sand One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only. This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord, “You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?” The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.” Mary Stevenson, 1936 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:38:45 GMT http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/_Footprints-in-the-Sand/BLOG/47280/23844.html Parie 2008-04-08T01:38:45Z Apostle Entertainment Footprints in the Sand One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only. This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord, “You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?” The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.” Mary Stevenson, 1936 nonadult false Footprints in the Sand text blog 94 0 0.0 http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=2112901&as=23844 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/23844/photos/PHOTO_1128549_23844_2112901_ap_160X120.jpg false 2 0 47280 2112901 Member 0 http://www.apostleentertainment.ca/_I-Am-Legend/BLOG/45703/23844.html [image] I really enjoyed this film. I thought the idea a little far fetched with the zombies running around but the idea that a mass disease wiping out billions of people is totally realistic to me. I really liked the hidden symbolism too. It was uplifting the way Hollywood in it's own littleHollywood way madereferenceto God and give proof of His existence.Definetly not a movie for the skweemish. It did have some scary bits to it. But it also had some laughs and some tears. I Am Legend has to be the best "zomby" movie I've ever seen. I wouls choose this over Night Of The Living Dead anyday! And how could you not just fall for that sweet Germain Shepard he's got! [image] I really enjoyed this film. I thought the idea a little far fetched with the zombies running around but the idea that a mass disease wiping out billions of people is totally realistic to me. I really liked the hidden symbolism too. It was uplifting the way Hollywood in it's own littleHollywood way madereferenceto God and give proof of His existence.Definetly not a movie for the skweemish. It did have some scary bits to it. But it also had some laughs and some tears. I Am Legend has to be the best "zomby" movie I've ever seen. I wouls choose this over Night Of The Living Dead anyday! And how could you not just fall for that sweet Germain Shepard he's got! 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